I'm drive I can fine osifer
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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