ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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