I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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