I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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