Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I'm at about main and main street
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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