I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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