Don't you send me to vm
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
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