Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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