he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
That was before I lit my hair on fire
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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