this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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