1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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