Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Randomize
