Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
