All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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