called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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