He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
