i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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