Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
