You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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