eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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