I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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