sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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