somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
All I want is dick and wine.
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