I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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