I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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