I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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