At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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