Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
