Just fell off a train. Bad.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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