Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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