i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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