He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Randomize
