His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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