I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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