Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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