She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Actions speak louder than pants.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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