why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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