everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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