if i can run in heels then i can drive
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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