Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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