you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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