As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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