This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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