I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
if i can run in heels then i can drive
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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