3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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