She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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