..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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