Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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