They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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