2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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