K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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