So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think my vagina is haunted
I'm passing your future prison.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Randomize
