Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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