The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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