It's Friday. Sex?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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