do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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