Your tits are I can't wait for
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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