If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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