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plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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